1. "No girl wants to hear about your “other girls”"

    (via psych-facts)

    (Source: ohlovequotes, via inevershouldvelovedyou)

  2. squidwurd:

    main goals when going to a friend’s house:

    1. pet dog
    2. avoid parent
    3. don’t clog toilet

    (via my-cursor-is-a-cookie)

  3. postllimit:

    when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

    image

    (via alt-xx)

  4. stability:

    when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about 

    image

    (Source: stability, via orgasm)

  5. bennyslegs:

    when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

    image

    (via wondrousinspiration)

  6. (Source: bricesander, via pill-bug)

  7. (Source: ourdeadeye, via pill-bug)